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Monday, September 29, 2003

 
Reasons why men should worship women. All this information is backed up by scientific proof.

1. Without women you will not be here today.

2. Worship women, anyone who is a woman. Cos every woman is like your mum, don't rape a woman, unless u'r willing to rape ur own mum.

3. Women are superior to men, bcos u need more than 40 million sperms to fertilize an ovum/egg. Guys, thats quantity, not quality!!!!!!!!

4.Sperms are 75 000 times smaller than ovums.

5. Females have two x chromosomes, which carry genes. Males have only one x chromosome, and this x chromosomes come from ur mother only. Males all ur genes except ur sex come from ur mother.

6. X chromosomes bears over 2 500 genes, Y carries only 15. U have 2 485 genes less than a female.

7. A male is a biological accident. Y(male) gene is an incomplete X(female) gene.

8. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, thus a walking abortion.
( Males u r cacated)

9. From health statistics, in the past 50 years, average volume of ejaculate declined by 20%, and sperm quality is dropping.

10. There is a greater % of deformed and sluggish sperms. (Hahahaha)

11. Women are multi talented. They r now full time career women, and yet they can still run a household. Guys on the other hand come home from work, and complain.

12. Women have a higher threshold of pain, thats why GOD gave us the power to give birth and bring life into this world.

13. Women have a longer life expectancy.

14. Young men run a much greater risk than young women from dying of accidents and violence.

15. MEN are dumb, u r so interested in the females breasts, IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.

16. Females are highly specialised beings, we have two openings for pleasure and urine excerition. U guys only have ONE urethra where both sperm and urine passes.

17. And for ur extra info, urine is acidic, which makes it an unsuitable condition for sperm.

18. In the brain, testosterone is converted to estrogen, to bring about its stimulatory effects. SO listen up guys, the male hormone has to be changed into the female hormone to bring about masculinizing effects. U r not so macho without female hormones.

19. Ur mitochondria ( energy source) comes from ur mother not ur father. U R more female than u think!!!!

20. Males only have testosterone and a little quantity of estrogen as sex hormones. Females have more, we have estrogen, progesterone and testosterone. Mind u we have more testosterone than u have of our estrogen.

21. There is a higher level of fatility in male foetuses.

22. The Y chromosomes of males is smaller than the X chromosome which is a female.

23. Every male is part of a female, as u carry our X chromosomes. Thus, Every male is 50% female.

24. Although females are the ones who give birth and concieve, more males are likely to have a break down during pregnancy of their spouses. U GUYS R WEAK, we go through the pain, and u cry more than we do.

25. Before u r born a male, u r a female first for the first 12 weeks in ur mothers womb.

26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. BUT behind every successful woman, is herself.

27. The males have bigger brains than women. But WOMEN use a higher % of their brains than men.

28. Women have lower risks of high cholesterol levels, than males, all thanks to our monthly periods. So women be thankful that we menstruate.

29. Many males out there keep asking for virgin brides. Honestly if u want a virgin bride, than be a virgin urself. Don't carry STD's and give it to ur virgin bride. She doesn't deserve it.

30. There are more good looking females out there than males. You can't count the number of extremely pretty women, its countless ( Cindy Crawford, Aishwarya Rai, Elle Macpherson, Julia Roberts, Jeniffer Lopez........). how many males can u list???

31. U find pleasure in superficial stuff ( Pamela Anderson is plastic and make up) Go Get A Life!!!

So females: Stand up tall and be PROUD to be A WOMAN. We are superiors to males in many ways. Do not let males put you through shit, put u down, or use you. You are better off without a male who makes u suffer. There are more things to life than a worthless/useless guy. You are capable of achieving more than you think. You are Stronger than u think u r. Respect and honour urself, bcos u are worth more than that.

 
hmmz. shall force more pple to come my blog. after eoys tt is. and stupid pomid's b-dae cumming( and yes i can remember it as some nice kind soul has written it in PINK in my diary!) hmm. evil dae~

haha. shall blog again. in a long long long long long long time. after eoys!

 
din blog for a million years, aldoh ive been at home for 5 daes last week. haha. coz plucked out tooth. am 1 tooth lighter now! haha. infection~ veri pain...

haiessssssssssssss.. eoys coming soon. will end in 1/2 a mth. yeash~ waiting liao. stressed and unable to concentrate. ha. die




Saturday, September 20, 2003

 
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If ur having a bad day, check out these actual cases!
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and facemask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was
dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they
asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They
started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the
husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence; stampeding madly the two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
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What? STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khan Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits

GREEN-
Preference for the colour green shows that you are a dutiful citizen. You are not only aware but also sensitive to social customs, and bear a good name in your community. Your choice also indicates your honesty and straightforwardness. You have a normal sex drive and are very emotionally attached to your family. You have the potential to be an excellent teacher.

05,10,15,20,25,30 E5
You are found to be a person who loves to love. You prefer emotional decision more then mantel decisions. You consider life just to enjoy; you are the one who is perfect to call FLURTIES.
You love to increase the list of your friends and beloveds.
You have a number of dreams but you never work hard to make your dreams come true which is the biggest drawback in your nature you take everything much lightly.


 
haben been blogging mucha gain. haha. am so into using sch computers during recess. haha. so wun go and eat...lala. save money and jian fei at the same time. hope i can finally get myself to start playing bball wif classmate. den can atucklli do more exercise. hmmz./ haha

eoys. haben started studying. intend to start todae. as in later la. haha wish me luck. someone buy me the warcraft III expension set!


Wednesday, September 17, 2003

 
gahed. yesterdae sarked. i mean realli lor. gah. after eoy still got chinese O'levels. i mean like its a big big big big thing lo. i wld so not do badly for it just bcoz of CCa. dorted. like hello? u shd noe tt my chinese sarked lioa siao. and well gg to fail the chinese test tt we took yesterdae. woohoo!
hmm, am at sams hse. just watch wqyl. haha. coz yishu said tt got cute lil xiezhi:D:D:D hmmz. so gay. well, nvm still veri cute. after tt watched lizzie mcguaire.. haha. er.. aaron soooooooooooooo cute. reignite my love for him again. was a little leng budden now a bit mad again.. wahhaa. when is his 5ht album cmmin out? was spose to be 3/9, yes,...... dongs b-ade. well wahaha. hmmz. typing alttle fast todae, dunoe. y.
falalal. shall blog smore. stil feel like chaging the layout, feel like hafing some other shade of green and more elaborate stuff. now so sian. all veri square.. hmmz. shall consider it after eoys. haha. haben started studying yet.. yeah. isnt it wonderful????/ hahah wheeeeee....... dun care la. if i do badly, i canjust blame it onto t***. and y,u wanna ask? er bcoz once he flashes into my head.. i dun feel like studying. lala. shall blog more later. not now. someone glowering over me for "killing" her keyboard.


Sunday, September 14, 2003

 
hmmz. din realli blog much todae. tag ok? aniwae. am mad abt de vampire game todae. go join and pls giof me 10 pints of blood. be ncie, thanks:D er. aniwae. yes.

HC is finalli over. thanks to all schs who came. bad sch hu broke our spars.

 
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Who are you?





I am the tanka.
The attention of others
Is unnerving, and
Since I try not to draw it,
I'm left alone. Which is good.
What Poetry Form Are You?




What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Translucent Visor.I am a Translucent Visor.


I am something of a gambler, but generally a wise one - I only gamble if I expect to win. A negative aspect of this is that people tend to shy away from playing with me. What Sort of Hat Are You?



What Flavour Are You? I tashte like Alcohol.I tashte like Alcohol.


Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer.



What Video Game Character Are You? I am Pacman.I am Pacman.


I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You?



 
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My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!


Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


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On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 7. You are
obviously evil and there are not very many that
are in your league. You belong behind bars to
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Unfortunitly as crafty as you are this will
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Friday, September 12, 2003

 
A very 'touching' story...

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side. He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."

He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.

The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."

His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I'll really like to say to you..." She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.

Finally her husband said, "I think you bring me bad luck."

 
SINGLISH VS ENGISH
-Use Singlish, it's so much economical n effective-Compare n See

When Going Shopping
Britains: I'm sorry sir but we don seem 2 haf the sweater u want in ur size, but if u gif me a moment, i can call the other outlets 4 u.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a Call
Britains: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When some1 is in the way
Britains: Excuse me, i'd like 2 get by. Would u please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam hor! or Skius!(excuse)

When some1 offers 2 pay
Britains: Hey, put ur wallet away, this drink's on me.
S'poreans: no need lah!

When asking 4 permission
Britains: Excuse me, but do u think it would be possible 4 me 2 enter through this door?
S'poreans: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?

When asking 2 be excused
Britains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a moment
S'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan ahh... ...

When doubting some1
Britains: I don't recall u giving me the money.
S'poreans: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion
British: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policy
S'poreans: Talk cock lah u!

When asking some1 2 lower thei voice...
Britains: Excuse me, but could u lower ur voice, i'm trying 2 concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking some1 if he or she noes u
Britains: Excuse me, but i noticed u staring at me 4 some time. Do i noe u?
S'poreans: See wat see?! Buay Song ah!


 
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backward is
"DESSERTS"


 
hai. had been bz wif HC and homeowrk. Jiayou all sqms for HC and eoys. I guess i'll astill blog. just not as often.
To everione hafing eoys, regardless whether i know of our existance: good luck for ur eoys! get good grades!

SEX EDUACATION

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.

Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just >the way the doctor would.

Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that.

She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.

The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch.

I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel.

I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway.

He started hugging and kissing her again.

By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something.

This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.



Tuesday, September 09, 2003

 
ok. sori everione hu was upset by the entry. i realli mean everione and anione. hmms. ok. shall not tok abt it animore. y shd i be more gahed abt it den de 36 ncos? waha. shall continue blogging abt my normal life. haven done ani holidae hwk. am dying. and xw. pls help me scan! haha.

gah. shall not blog abt np stuff animore. dangerous.
hmrpf. yay! xiezhi rox! <--nicer topic.

y is everione writing essays now? shd i write one? abt joy luck club? some one try to persuade me to start on my homework please. and dear eunice. wad du u wan for u b-dae?

just realised onli 23 more daes to eoy. (no thanks to ss. stupid counter) make me stresser. haven done my home work. no idea how im going to pass my eoys. may shang tian bao you wo! shall go buy all de charms and attem to buy a horseshoe. mabbe also go find four leave clover?
hmmz. buy all de fus. ha. zhuge liuyun, hongye, write me a charm to pass exams. tian di wu ti, xuan xin zheng fa! dong rox! i hate tt qiye liao.. poor dong ( dun get wad im saeing? watch qian nu you hun. better still. buy de vcde and lend me!) gah. pray tt i wun fail of kana retain. pray tt i will force myself to start on homework and studying soon. toodle doo. shall go watch tv.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee hee!

eeks. dunoe wad to sae. eg cummin again. hopes pomid doesnt come. if not my allergy fa zuo again.

shall rearrange my links!

 
One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce. Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story....

This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage, nothing ever seems to go right. They hang on coz of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage, so both agree on a divorce.... Lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done, because he felt that after 40 years of marriage at the age of 70, he couldn't understand why the old couple would still wants a divorce...while they were signing the papers, the wife told the husband.. "I really love u, but I really can't carry on anymore, i'm sorry.." "its o.k, I understand.." said the husband. Looking at this, the lawyer suggested a dinner together, just 3 of them, wife thought, why not, since they r still gonna be frends..

At the dining table, there was a silence of awkwardness. The first dish was roasted chicken, immediately, the old man took the drumstick for the old lady.. "take this, its your favourite.." looking at this, the lawyer thought maybe theres still a chance, but the wife was frowning when she answer.." This is always the problem, u always think so highly of yourself, never thought about how i feel, don't u know that I hate drumsticks?" Little did she know that, over the years, the husband have been trying all ways to please her, little did she know that drumsticks was the husband's favourite. Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all, little did he know that she hates drummsticks even though all he wants is the best for her.

That nite, both of them couldn't sleep, toss and turn, toss and turn...after hours, the old man couldn't take it anymore, he knows that he still loves her, and he can't carry on life without her, he wants her back, he wants to tell her, he is sorry, he wanted to tell her "I love u"...

He picks up the phone, started dialing her number....ringing never stops.. he never stop dialing.... On the other side, she was sad, she couldn't understand how come after all these years, he still doesn't understand her at all, she loves him a lot, but she just can't take it anymore....phone's ringing, she refuses to answer, knowing that its him..."what's the point of talking now that its over...I have ask for it and now I wanna keep it this way, if not I will lose face.." she thought...still ringing...she has decided to pull out the cord... Little did she remember, he has heart problems... The next day, she received news that he had passed away...sherushed down to his apartment, saw his body, lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...he had a heart attack when he was still trying to get thru' her phone line....

As sad as she could be...she will have to clear his belongings...when she was looking thru the drawers, she saw this insurance policy, dated from the day they got married, beneficiary of cause its her...together in that fle, theres this note... "to my dearest wife, by the time u r reading this, I'm sure I'm no longer around, I bought this policy for u, thou the amount is only $100k, I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that I have made when we got married, I might not be around anymore, I want this amount of money to continue taking care of u, just like the way I will if I could have live longer.. I want u to know I will always be around, by your side...I love u"

Tears flowed like river......
"When you love someone, let them know...
You never know what will happen the next min....
Learn to build a life together...learn to love each other.......... For who they are.. not what they are..."


Monday, September 08, 2003

 
(u mite not see this budden i still wanna typa aniway~)
To the cute lil' sec 2s(mostest kiam pa pple): mah deah people. we are like so not interested in them. du u think we are mad? like hello? b32 ms. rox! esp linyan m and shihui m. o, not the point. do u think we are like u? do u think we are running around after them? hello. like so not lor. like we give autos (which u do too?!?!), and like de other time we went to find dem was to invite them for horizon challenge~ like come on. be more mature. i dun care wad rubbishy sqd problems u haf lor. u think we dont? even if u wanna hate us, be more united can?

gahed. u think being NCOs is farn ah? Siao!~ U realli wana be close to them, go ahead la. Please be considerate about their exams though. U think its farnee? NO! Like grow up! Dotted lor. With have more things on our hands than worshipping them like u all. Ok, i mean I do worship pple. people like 5566. hmrph! (childishly farn u guan wo!)

As XXX said:"want to make nynp fall apart in our hands,up to u,but u better know ur limits AND consequences.dun say we didn't warn u.if u love 34 so much,want to buy FROG GLUE?" fall apart la. nothing will happen to us ya. its jus de end. can happily go join bowling. hmrpf. nynp will die in b35's hands. or if ur beloved thinks tt it great. good la.. i doubt it lor. i bet they wanted u all to be gd cadets. fine dun adapt to us forvere. be like this till our farewell. good. try us. i think we will haf a better time den u.

Hmrphf. So many problems. So little time. We will pass out aniwae. We will be the passing clouds. Does it matter wad ma'ams wad cadets u actually have? No! It's your squadmates that count. 36, hate us all you want. You will never bring us down coz we love ourselves too much! I have faith in B38! They will rock! Not like 37 is tt bad anyhow, quite nice actualli. Hate us. Go ahead.

Btw, dun gif me the feeling like u are okay with us in fornt of us. Jus show us u hate us if u want. I dont care~ call us carrots, we call u tomato (ryl:potatoes are too nice. hmm. call u tomatoes. big and round and fat and red! hmrphf! haha.)

Squadmates: Dun let this stupid squabble bring us down. Enjoy our last year in NP,(rejoice all u want 36~)! We will always have each other! GAH- Cadets are not tt important in our lives. we have better things to do like: study(yes its better den this kiam pa stuuf?!?! and we haf o levels to worry abt ya?)



Sunday, September 07, 2003

 
wheeeeeeeee. straits time walkie thignie 2dae. din walk all de wae aniwae. still got de 10km rubish. in de goddie bag lor. lames -_-

yesterdae was de inter-unit race. most prob got 4th or 5th lo. highest score 48, we 44 or 45 lors. kns. tmd! nvm, we did our best. still not bad rite? gahed... ha. i am still veri qi

hus tt weird crushee person? like hello? i dunnoe hu u r?!?!?1 o.O -_- hmmz.... dotty dot! -_- a.r.g.h.s! hmm. sound like someone i noe. coz no one calles me "debb" ya its deb-_- cok-fied!

hmm wadeva.jing qu jiang is lame. i hate he yao shan! 56 stuill rox! where is f4 and dong???

xw(x.X): help me scan!

si hm dun wanna go out wif me!

np de ren: join horizon challenge!

hmm. will be enthu abt b38! gah. pyscho sqms!!
The sweet girl
The sweeet girl


Which girl stereotype are you?
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Saturday, September 06, 2003

 
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haha. ok. 2molo got 2 comps! jiayou! Squadmates! Sec 2S!! wahah. archery and race race thing. sundae wear camp thee and pants la. haha:D:D


shall talked about torturing T*** pomid! -evil-
1)Pluck off his fingernails
2)Stick pins and needles into his toenails
3)Castrate him
4)knock off all his teeth. one by one!
5)PLuck off his hair.(whereever la-_-)
6)Mental torture. Force him not to sleep.
7)Give him dog food!
8)Poke his eyes
9)Break his spine!

If anyone is offended, sori. i din commit ani crim yet did i?



 
okies! shall blog more todae! (gahed. typed this thing 2ice! stupid comp!)
physics test sucked- din noe wad i was doing. velocity becum speed! ARGH. stupid little bit of crap. hmmz. will fail dun care.
had 1 1/2 hr of CME? mad ritw? siao~ wahahaed dun care la. wad a lmae dae. 2 hrs of maths lor. coz got extra lesson~ sianed.

haha. den we went J8. was spose to meet SS. Mad, Lingkai. Angela and Lu dere. budden hor. a bit lame la. din in de end. just walked ard and ard wif huiyi and Jas.... dorted. haha. took 1 ONE neoprint onli! woohoo! can learn how to safe money liao... hahha. nv spend so little money b4! haha. talked about thomas sir for a tiny while. hahha.. :D:D:D rox!

Den went for zhong qiu wan hui lo. foun dsihui in np room. did some maths wif her b4 gg down. den found out tt we missed huiyan's performance! gahed. wad a waste! qi si wo le. i mean i came for tt also lor! den toook mani mani mani photos, tyired. dunnoe how artistes can stand posing for so long. hand darn tired!~
den played wif lanterns(chuldishly farn can). ate mooncakes. haha. went ard de school. saw 3/1:D hahha haha. den went play basket ball wif classmates. soli sqms. budden hor. was feeling veri classie todae mahs. so aiayaed! budden 3/1 rox. b35rox too~! jus was abit more 3/1ish todae! haha. abit unfair la. coz got more 3/1ners:D:D:D
lamest thing.. teahcers hafta chase us home. haha./ coz too late or something. also gd la. at least i got home in time for qian nu you hun!

(for those people who are not interested in cute guys. please ignore this! haha!)
OK! met ultra cute guy on de bus! met him a few months b4 also! haha. shall describe him fully now!
He looks a bit like a mixture of aaron. dong. thomas s. and edison lor! so cute!! wahah. wheeeeeeeee!

Abt 1.75m tall. veri veri skinny! His hair veryvery nice. nice color . gd length~ haha. like thomas s! hahaha :D:D:D:D:D wahahared! so cute cute cute cute! Den got veri big brown eyes tt can dian pple at about 1000000000 volts. omg! damn chio damn shuai! woohooo! Den his eye brows got veri nice shape. den veri thick also. so shuai. manly? haha:D:D:D
Got veri veir veri high nose. so ang mo! realli like thomas sir lo. den remind me of aaron too! His teeth also veri veri ver white and straight! can go for toothpaste commercial lo. wahhaah! sadly hor. his lips alittle pale. MULNUTRITION! Poor dear! i wanna feed him up!

den he got this cute earring. on same ear as aaron. looks like aaron de in aaron's party! woah! cannot tahan animore lo! den yi zhi kana dianed! wahaha:D den wearing this edsion like shirt! and this nice black pants and nike shoes. wahaha. i wannna buy! so chio!(de shoes) budden. he also veri veir shuai! denh he got this veri veri nice braclet. wahkaoes. perfect la!

haha. i choise de seat beside him not becoz he shuai la. coz dere were onli 2 seats left. den one is dis ugly olld man. so of coz sit wif him rite? :D:D:D wide grins! budden stop 1 stop b4 me. if i got time hor,. i think i wldhaf stalked him. hahah. so cute leh. cannort let him run away like this! :D:D

HAha. ok end abt hime liao. think back to thomas sir! haha./... fine. shall stoppit!


I managed to get back in time to watch show leh! whaha! so shuang! shall blog another entry. this is too long!


Friday, September 05, 2003

 
waha. last dae of skool ! so much homework!stinks! gahed
dunnoe wad to blog just wanna type something.... jieying! u realli veri fei hua! thank u. <--- weirdo!

hahahh.. isnt this tempate nice? yay!

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days. days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days days left 81.
7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.
10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?" balance days 0

"How can a student pass ?????"


Thursday, September 04, 2003

 
boohoo! now no place to put photos! hmrph! tink think think! cumon! help me think! think of ways liao den tell me!

oh nos! cannort be too tiny either. got physics test and im not studying! dun i rox?

arghs. din get de xiang zuo xiang you tix! gared. so squeezy! qi si wo le. ding zhi yong~ dorted

 
http://kids1.yam.com/promote/2003/kidsday/
haha!

長大後的你是:幽默,有鬼點子的人
代表人物:麻辣鮮師的徐磊
個性分析:你將會是一個頭腦反應快,很樂意幫別人解決問題的人!而且,因為你的幽默感,會讓得到你幫忙的人更感謝你喔!要注意的是,與你最親近的家人相處時,也一樣要有耐心喔!


http://xena.cyberland.edu.sg/progress/checkrpt.asp?a=2634093900839801
go view my progress report. ask me for my i/c no. im not so stupid to post it here!
intro me places to change template. html sux too much to creat a stupid blog for myself

 
so much to blog. and as usual.... i will somehow make it into tiny little sentances! gahed
progress report todae. so chum!
ok! shall 1st complain abt 1/7! 4th level leh.. i lao le! cannot climb one lo! i mean de poor ger, pls get well soon! budden i still garhhhhh nvm!
so tired nowadays! no time. and qian nuy you hun is so nice. cept tt dong like a little useless inside!
i feel like changing thisa template again. i dun like
wep. hai. nothing to sae.
gared. went to see eg yesterdae. at least no pomid. and yes. pomid meand puddle of mud in disguise! not anithing else! er hem. U shd noe wad i mean. and i think lao tian dun like me lo. tt gah-fied pomid din cum i was so happi... den hafta meet -eeeerrrrr- dere! arghs.... wad kinda thing issit~

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hmm. shalll not blog animore! go and look for templates!



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