Witness... do you know me?
LAW 101 : Why lawyers should never ask a witness a
question if they aren't prepared for the answer
In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness to the stand -
a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?"
She responded "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people
and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're
a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you
never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to
do, he smartly pointed across the room and asked "Mrs.
Jones, do you know the defense attorney (opposition
lawyer)?"
She again replied "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can
to build a normal relationship with anyone and his
law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died!
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to
silence, called both counsellors to the bench, and
in a very quiet voice, said "If either of you
bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt."
-Debbie7/30/2003 11:51:00 PM
wahaha.. was sick todae! ahhaha.. mstill gotta dfo lit assignment 2molo.. zhenshide! wad kotc rubish again.. wahah:D
-Debbie7/30/2003 11:34:00 PM
Sunday, July 27, 2003
Take the SBSP test!
haied.. came to blog again.. todae blog alot lar.. zhen shi de. youwei songs so nice.. wahaha...
-Debbie7/27/2003 10:58:00 PM
am back. gone mad. laffing at lame jokes. tummy hurts like mad. wahahahahahahahhahaha.
think abt tomolo. stressed again. stopped laffing. headaching
wad is wrg wif me? y am i typing short sentances? i think mrs. seah wld kill me for this type of english. wahha.. wadeva. give up!
-Debbie7/27/2003 10:33:00 PM
fine. i shall blog. haven blog in a million years. and yes. i shall still ask this: y eg nv disband yet? (kill me if u like, xw!) veri sian. watched lizzie macguire(?) yesterdae. fine its ok. i still hate hilary duff. like hello? she said being with aaron was a mistake lo! i mean.. arghzz.... wadeva. dollydairies is not working now. arghs. well. falalala.
haied. i like to sae haied so u cant do anithing abt it.
dunnoe wad to blog animore. no time.hate nygh. ...(tickertape timer-thanks to mati!:D). stressed.
will be back.
-Debbie7/27/2003 09:40:00 PM
Sunday, July 13, 2003
Aaron:D hahaha:D got some similarities wif me :D
Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
DECEMBER
Loyal and generous
Patriotic
Active in games and interactions
Impatient and hasty
Ambitious
Influential in organizations
Loves to socialize
Loves praises
Loves attention
Loves to be loved
Honest and trustworthy
Not pretending
Short tempered and egoistic
Takes high pride in oneself
Hates restrictions
Loves to joke
Good sense of humor
Logical
Sagittarius
Turn ons
Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with their zest and enthusiasm in life. They can bubble with excitement that can be tangible at times. And if you share same interests and hobbies then life can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone goes to them. Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.
Turn offs
Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction hence do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on talking about certain things that may not even interest you but it is their way of trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude) so do not feel offended by their talks.
-Debbie7/13/2003 08:48:00 PM
Pisces
Turn ons
Pisces are very sensitive and charming people. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too and in the time when you need them they will help you. Pisces have keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition).
Turn offs
Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but do not depend on them to make decision on important matters
falala.. shall post more rubbish. falala.. budden i am not a "fish"... dot.. and veri impt.. rad the last line! dun make me decide stuff! and yes.. i got veri gd imagination.. i can build a palace wif aaron! hahaz
-Debbie7/13/2003 08:44:00 PM
FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts
Loves reality and abstract
Intelligent and clever
Changing personality
Temperamental
Quiet, shy and humble
Low self esteem
Honest and loyal
Determined to reach goals
Loves freedom
Rebellious when restricted
Loves aggressiveness
Too sensitive and easily hurt
Showing anger easily
Dislike unnecessary things
Loves making friends but rarely shows it
Daring and stubborn
Ambitious
Realising dreams and hopes
Sharp
Loves entertainment and leisure
Romantic on the inside not outside
Superstitious and ludicrous
Spendthrift
Learns to show emotions
haha.. i am in veri weird mood now.. falala.. dun blame me if i fa bi qi on u! haha:D
-Debbie7/13/2003 08:40:00 PM
Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
think its veri true! haha.. i get jealous veri easily! i am veri possessive! so dun u touch me aaron.. i think i have a good sense of humor too! wahaha:D dun realli noe about the irresistable part.. but since much else is true.. i shall take it as it is..
-Debbie7/13/2003 08:32:00 PM
haha.. shall still blog a bit... i am mad!
still haven watch twin effect... ani1 wanna watch wif me? plspls? pleading? arghz.. hahah:D wahaha.. mood swing recently.. dun re me!
-Debbie7/13/2003 08:19:00 PM
Wednesday, July 09, 2003
so daft.. no one even comes here animore.. i haben been bloggiong aniwae.. so falala. sick of everithing.. decided to stop bugging pple and stuff.. well pop has come and gone.. so falala.. well.. shall not blog too much.. dun feel like blogging
-Debbie7/09/2003 07:12:00 PM
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